I don't really know what the description is for Chinduism. Like, seriously. It's just out there. You're just supposed to KNOW, you know?...Man, that's some deep s**t, right there. Chinduism isn't supposed to be this deep, man. F**k, what do I do? What if people don't get it? Dude, you gotta help me. People wanna know what Chinduism is but I can't explain it to them! No one can explain it properly!!! Is it a cult? Is it a religion? A form of government? Totally having an existential crisis here.